Desi talks about following Meryl Streep on the show, coming to LA and getting a part in We Bought a Zoo with Matt Damon, her parents being conservative, working on “The Daily Show,” getting big news stories when she's ...Read More

Two party girls (Olivia Rodrigo, Veronika Slowikowska) experience an unusual moment with their driver (Andrew Dismukes).

A young ventriloquist is touring through the southern United States and stops to entertain at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says...Read More

Last year, I upgraded my GirlFriend 5.0 to GirlFriend 5.1, which installs itself as Fiancee 1.0. Recently, I upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a real memory hog. It has taken up all my space, and Wife 1.0 must be ...Read More

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him.

The ...Read More

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.

Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb."

Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"

Blonde: "Yes."

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